(Source: aethyrknight)
Latin Simone (English Version) - Gorillaz
Pretty much how I’ve been feeling lately.
its so hot in here that the single candle in my room is melting
(Source: brandnewswastikas)
I’m going to see a doctor tomorrow so he can tell why I’m such a cool dude.
I like doing pushups over a mirror and kissing it each time I lower myself.
godhooded replied to your post: and now my arms bleeding is this punishment from…
what did you do to your arm?
oh right i never told you the story behind this did i
it was a massive fit of teenage angst
a dark night filled with mcr music blaring into the depths of hell itself
we dont discuss that dreadful past anymore
maybe, why?
just wanted to shoot the breeze with my bro since its too hot at the moment to do anything remotely enjoyable (basically im just gonna loaf around in bed today wearin nothin but boxers hell yeah you can bet your ass im livin the life)
but hey i wont get in between a dude and his beauty sleep thats a danger zone surrounded by several lines of yellow caution tape
hit me up whenever you achieve a proper level of prettiness oki’ll have you know i’m looking perfectly pretty already. i always look great, it’s genetic. also, you basically just called me ugly, so that’s strike one.
i would do pretty much anything for it to be hot here right now. i’m freezing and i don’t think these blankets are helping very much, my head and arms are still way too cold.
i wasnt necessarily calling you ugly but it helps me see more into your inner soul if thats the first conclusion you jump to so thanks your inner shell appears to be just as beautiful as the outer one
honestly you might have standards similar to the girls starring on americas next top model no matter how pretty you look its not good enough and youre convinced youre hideous and need to drop a few more pounds or put on more makeup
btw this isnt football there are no strikes im safe
if only i could saunter into your room then youd warm right up to feverish temperatures
somebody could stick a thermometer under your tongue and believe youre coming down with an illness
alas i cannot so as an alternative ill offer you one of those cuddleuppets which one do you want
maybe, why?
just wanted to shoot the breeze with my bro since its too hot at the moment to do anything remotely enjoyable (basically im just gonna loaf around in bed today wearin nothin but boxers hell yeah you can bet your ass im livin the life)
but hey i wont get in between a dude and his beauty sleep thats a danger zone surrounded by several lines of yellow caution tape
hit me up whenever you achieve a proper level of prettiness ok